Create a Pokemon card for yourself, what are your powers?

My pokemon card represnts the power of fight when it comes between me and my money and if anybody tries to mess with me I know how to defend myself and still look good doing it. I chose this pic to make the assignment more funny and interesting, i recently had used this picture for one of my visual assignments; take any picture and caption it with a meme. I used this picture and used the im rick james b**** meme. The way how i made this pokemon card I went to this website called http://tradingcardmaker.net/#generic-lv-x-pokemon-card-maker where I just designed everything in my own image. So I hope this card doesnt affend anybody, its all for laughs.